I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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