She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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