He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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