And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
