carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm at about main and main street
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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