He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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