i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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