i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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