Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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