You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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