next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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