The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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