Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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