He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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