Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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