So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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