I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
So. Much. Porn.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
