I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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