Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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