That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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