i wish starbucks made bloody marys
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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