She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
How does it feel to date your dad?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Randomize