She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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