? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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