He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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