I don't think brook has ever known best
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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