The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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