You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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