its not stalking. its research.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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