My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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