so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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