Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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