Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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