He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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