i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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