he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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