so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I have fence marks all over my body
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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