You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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