they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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