are you so shy because you have an std?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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