The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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