its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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