found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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