in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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