I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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