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• (418): View more from Quebec

  I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it

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• (813): View more from Florida

  why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?

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• (209): View more from California

  We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."

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• (817): View more from Texas

  2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged

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