I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged