Can Purell be used as lube?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My breasts were aching with rage.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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