Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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