Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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