good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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