You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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