At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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