afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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