She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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