omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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