Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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