Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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