I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Sorry about my life...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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